do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
Do you think Thor calls his dingly doop “Mjolnir”
and then someone asks “Thor can I try to hold Mjolnir?” so he blushes furiously before realizing they’re talking about his real hammer
then proceeds to say “only those worthy can”